What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is my ping so high in 1 Roblox game but not the other ones? I am also not laggy in my own private server. What is happening?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is our generation so unhappy?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Scientists release a statement after identifying a strange object in space emitting signals to Earth every 44 minutes. - Farmingdale Observer

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

-”Ah so!”